I hate the wind during winter. You can always count on wind to ruin a fuckin nice day during the cold season. For example: yesterday. ”Hey guys i’m the wind, lemme make this sunny ass day cold as fuck for you by blowing this air around”
5. Inspirational Wisdom Ex.: “Everybody dies. But some men never live.” Woah there Confucious. You probably didn’t even come up with that by yourself, the funny thing is all your friends click the thumbs up button for you, as if rewarding you for being able to copy and paste.